We've been planning this vacation since January. We're taking the family on an All-American trip to South Dakota! Mt. Rushmore here we come! Crazy Horse monument, prepare to get more crazy!
We're leaving for this road trip tomorrow morning around 5'ish. Boo. If you know me at all, you know the morning and I mix like Coca-Cola and a car battery. Clint suggested I go back to sleep as soon as we're on the road but I kindly reminded him of reality........
All the kids, except Jett, will go back to sleep and I'll be left tending to him and his demands. When he finally crashes out, and I'm ready to join him, the other beasts will wake up and start whining to me about how hungry they are and bored and hot and how much longer and are we there yet.
By this time, I'm sure we'll only be to Denver and I'll be looking in the glove box for a pen or pencil to thrust into my jugular. Clint will be in a dazed blur because he'll already be so high on Monster energy drinks that he won't even remember there's other people in the truck with him.
I can't wait for 4:59am.