It's not like I don't know. I'm all over it. I'm a slacker. I need to catch up on the blog. How have I not posted some fo-to's of Easter!?? That was almost a month ago! Seriously, I've been spending waaay too much time making fun of the unknowing. (I know you've all gone to the people of Wally-world website, or gotten one of their emails. Don't judge. You're guilty too.)
Stay with me. I don't want to lose you! You'll keep reading, right?
Blink once for "Yes". Blink twice for "No". Blink uncontrollably if you choose not to answer.